Dialogue with Reth
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Script:
You: I saw your bulletin request.
Reth: Sweet. I've got a surprise for you then: this job should be nice and easy. None of the usual dramatics, just a small favor.
Reth: And don't worry, I haven't been replaced by a somehow equally handsome but super boring clone, I'm just trying to get into the spirit of summer R&R - Reth and relaxation.
Reth: Speaking of, have you heard about my super chill and low-key summer solstice beach party?
You: Yep!
Reth: Nice! I'm gonna count this conversation as you RSVPing.
Reth: Make sure you bring your swimsuit!
Reth: I'm on grill duty, so you won't leave hungry. And Nai'o's gonna be there running his booth thing.
Reth: That's actually what my bulletin request was about. Have you seen him lately? I've got this list of decoration stuff that I want to run by him.
Reth: If you could just find him and drop this off-
Reth: Ahem.
Reth: Reth. A word?
Reth: Oh sh-
You: 
Should I...leave?
You: 
That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: 
We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: 
Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Yeah, I'm out.
Reth: On second thought, you seem to have just attached yourself to this situation by association. Remain where you are.
Reth: Stay, if you must. Considering the dubious legality of this situation, I'm sure you're already implicated, {playername}.
Reth: Legality?! I'm an innocent man! And Fancy Pants isn't affiliated with me, promise!
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Is there a problem?
Reth: Not unless Reth chooses to create one. Stay and find out, if you must. I'm sure you'll be of help to him in getting out of the hole he's dug for himself.
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Fight! Fight! FIght!
Reth: Uh, I don't-
Reth: As if I would ever lower myself to such things. No, this is a civil matter.
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Nope!
Reth: Huh. I'm like 98% sure that I remembered to send you an invite...Eh, whatever, you're invited.
Reth: Make sure you bring your swimsuit!
Reth: I'm on grill duty, so you won't leave hungry. And Nai'o's gonna be there running his booth thing.
Reth: That's actually what my bulletin request was about. Have you seen him lately? I've got this list of decoration stuff that I want to run by him.
Reth: If you could just find him and drop this off-
Reth: Ahem.
Reth: Reth. A word?
Reth: Oh sh-
You: Should I...leave?
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Yeah, I'm out.
Reth: On second thought, you seem to have just attached yourself to this situation by association. Remain where you are.
Reth: Stay, if you must. Considering the dubious legality of this situation, I'm sure you're already implicated, {playername}.
Reth: Legality?! I'm an innocent man! And Fancy Pants isn't affiliated with me, promise!
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Is there a problem?
Reth: Not unless Reth chooses to create one. Stay and find out, if you must. I'm sure you'll be of help to him in getting out of the hole he's dug for himself.
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Fight! Fight! FIght!
Reth: Uh, I don't-
Reth: As if I would ever lower myself to such things. No, this is a civil matter.
Reth: I heard you were planning a... beach party.
Reth: Oh THAT. Yeah, that's me.
Reth: I take it you are not aware of the numerous restrictions on public land use to prevent our village declining into a cesspool of frivolity?
Reth: But I love frivolity...
Reth: Ugh.
Reth: The beach is public property owned by the village, and as such, gatherings hosted there exceeding a ten person attendance require a permit.
Reth: Operating without one would be illegal. And considering you've invited nearly the whole town and haven't spoken to me about it once...
Reth: I'd say that we are sufficiently within that realm of possibility.
Reth: No one said that you weren't invited... It's just that no one said that you WERE invited.
Reth: But hey, you can come if you really want to.
Reth: As if I'd grace such a unsophisticated fete with my presence.
Reth: No, no. Especially since I imagine that your current plans for this... shindig... are rudimentary at best.
Reth: A community-wide event requires the due organization and quality to call it such. If it isn't to my standards, then no permit.
You: Way to kill the vibe.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: That's ridiculous.
Reth: I don't recall asking for your input or approval. Your compliance is all that will be necessary, unless the both of you wish to face a hefty fine.
Reth: And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We can try?
Reth: Hmph. We'll see...And I also expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water just a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: How can we do that?
Reth: Hmph. You'll need to formalize everything, and I expect a full report on the fish population of that beach. If you catch even a single dangerous fish, or the water is a spot too murky, you're finished.
Reth: Any failure to comply will result in a hefty fine. I'll be expecting your updated paperwork as soon as it can be arranged.
Reth: Man, leave it to the government to have paperwork for a party.
Reth: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling very relaxed or very summer right now. At least I'm still feeling Reth.
You: Deep breaths.
Reth: Yup. Breathing. So much breathing happening over here.
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
You: We'll figure it out.
You: How can I help?
You: Mind if I feel Reth, too?
You: How can I help?
You: So what now?
Reth: So um. About that bundle request...
Reth: It seems like I might need a couple more hands on deck than I thought.
Reth: I'm already not really the village's number one guy, and cancelling now won't do me any favors. And I DEFINITELY can't afford to pay a fine, either.
You: How can I help?
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