Dialogue with undefined

undefined: (As soon as you light the candle your vision goes black. All you can hear is the whispering of the wind.)

undefined: (The sound picks up, louder and lounder until the murmurs become screams. You hear a clap of thunder and see a streak of lightning breaking up the darkness.)

undefined: (Then the darkness fades. The candle is gone, and in its place is... a rock wearing a tiny hat...?)