Dialogue with Badruu

You: Can you teach me to garden?

Badruu: You've come to the right place if you CARROT about fresh quality produce.

Badruu: Honestly, I'm impressed to see you going after what you want.

Badruu: If I had that kind of gumption, maybe I'd be doing more with my life than just making ends meet.

Badruu: I'm just kidding around! Farm life's great. Especially if you love the smell of ormuu manure in the morning...I'll admit, it's a bit of an acquired taste.

Badruu: Tell ya what, meet me on your plot and I'll walk you through the steps!