Dialogue with undefined

You: I found these letters.

undefined: Oh, they're so wonderfully sticky! This trash is just lovely!

undefined: Only...

undefined: These words aren't lovely at all! No, no, no! They're sad!

undefined: And now I am sad! And I can't even do anything about it!

undefined: But that's the best kind of trash. The kind someone else loved before, and lost. And now it's found again, and we know all about what everyone else forgot!

undefined: Here, take this recipe. I need to go look at my trash pile to cheer myself up!