Dialogue with Einar

You: How are you feeling?

Einar: Today my emotions feel like a river of joy and apathy. I have found a most interesting pebble.

Einar: But my conflicting Onenesses pull me in different directions.

Einar: Taking this pebble to the cave where my other interesting pebbles reside would mean momentarily ceasing my fishing efforts!!

Einar: How to solve this most difficult of conundrums?

Einar: Ah! With much thinking, I have formulated a solution! Could you perchance deliver the pebble in my stead?

Einar: And while you are there, perhaps you could locate the name of the first fish I ever caught?

Einar: I believe its name is written on Day 12 of my Creator's fishing logs.