Dialogue with The Gardener
Dialogue
| Required for Quest |
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Script:
You: How's this?
The Gardener: No.
You: 
Why not?
The Gardener: I can't blame you for not realizing what a ghastly locale this is. I see...aesthetic similarities between the foliage here and the garden.
The Gardener: I do feel sorry for humans and your...limited perception.
The Gardener: But if you had the range of sensory experience that I do you would realize that this area contains a dark presence.
The Gardener: Last time I sensed this presence, humanity was destroyed. Mother did all she could to stop its spread, but to no avail. if she could not stop it, what hope do you have?
You: Where do you want to live then?
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: 
My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: 
We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: 
Let's stay on track.
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: I thought you'd like it.
The Gardener: I can't blame you for not realizing what a ghastly locale this is. I see...aesthetic similarities between the foliage here and the garden.
The Gardener: I do feel sorry for humans and your...limited perception.
The Gardener: But if you had the range of sensory experience that I do you would realize that this area contains a dark presence.
The Gardener: Last time I sensed this presence, humanity was destroyed. Mother did all she could to stop its spread, but to no avail. if she could not stop it, what hope do you have?
You: Where do you want to live then?
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: Let's stay on track.
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: That's it. I'm done.
The Gardener: Wait! I understand why you think I'm just being a contrarian, but there is very good reason why this place won't work.
The Gardener: I do feel sorry for humans and your...limited perception.
The Gardener: But if you had the range of sensory experience that I do you would realize that this area contains a dark presence.
The Gardener: Last time I sensed this presence, humanity was destroyed. Mother did all she could to stop its spread, but to no avail. if she could not stop it, what hope do you have?
You: Where do you want to live then?
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: Let's stay on track.
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: Next Stop: The Moon.
The Gardener: Is that option? If so, which one? You know I did always have a soft spot for Ignis.
The Gardener: I can tell, by your blank stare you are attempting to engage in humor...which you are sadly not very good at.
The Gardener: I do feel sorry for humans and your...limited perception.
The Gardener: But if you had the range of sensory experience that I do you would realize that this area contains a dark presence.
The Gardener: Last time I sensed this presence, humanity was destroyed. Mother did all she could to stop its spread, but to no avail. if she could not stop it, what hope do you have?
You: Where do you want to live then?
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: Let's stay on track.
The Gardener: Right, we were selecting a spot for my remote hub.
The Gardener: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little place in the hills, with plenty of room to garden...that receives the odd visitor on occasion but still maintains a sense of privacy.
The Gardener: You wouldn't happen to know anywhere like that would you?
You: My house!
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
You: We could be roomies.
The Gardener: You live somewhere like that? While cohabitating with you sounds like a complete disaster...I would be remiss if I didn't at least stop for a visit.
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