Dialogue with Kenyatta
Dialogue
Requirements:
Quest InProgress:
Friendship: undefined-2.99
Script:
You: Is this your record?
Kenyatta: What? No. Who told you that? Did Nai'o snitch? Where'd you find this?
You: 
So this is yours?
Kenyatta: No one said that. I definitely didn't say that. I'm just curious.
Kenyatta: City Hall runs the lost and found section, so I can take this and make sure it gets to whoever needs it.
You: 
I can handle it myself.
Kenyatta: Okay, okay, fine, it's mine! Ugh.
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: 
Suuure, "lost and found".
Kenyatta: ...Ugh. I guess the only thing worse than liking Bahari Boyz is lying about it.
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: 
Now I'm confused.
Kenyatta: ...Look, it's mine, okay?
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: It's okay! I like Bahari Boyz.
Kenyatta: You do? I mean- okay, fine, so do I!
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: In the dirt somewhere.
Kenyatta: WHAT? This is limited edition! I- uh, I mean, whoever's missing this must be pissed!
Kenyatta: City Hall runs the lost and found section, so I can take this and make sure it gets to whoever needs it.
You: I can handle it myself.
Kenyatta: Okay, okay, fine, it's mine! Ugh.
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: Suuure, "lost and found".
Kenyatta: ...Ugh. I guess the only thing worse than liking Bahari Boyz is lying about it.
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: Now I'm confused.
Kenyatta: ...Look, it's mine, okay?
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
You: It's okay! I like Bahari Boyz.
Kenyatta: You do? I mean- okay, fine, so do I!
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of him.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...
Kenyatta: Anyways, if you tell anyone about this, I'll sneak into your house at night and dig holes all around your bed so when you wake up in the morning you fall into the inescapable darkness, got it?
Kenyatta: Seriously. I'm warning you.
Kenyatta: Oh, and take this. Think of it like a bribe, because that's exactly what it is.
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