Dialogue with Reth

Reth: Really? That's a relief. Some find my approach of using lettuce as the sole vegetable in the soup a BIT controversial.

Reth: But I'm glad to see that in the end I proved the old adage true...

Reth: You can never go wrong with hot, soggy lettuce.

Reth: Still, I've been getting some complaints from our regular dinner crew. They've begged me to make something, literally anything, else.

Reth: But I don't know. No other recipes have really caught my eye. And Caleri won't let me in the library anymore after the Bouillabaise Incident.

Reth: Hey, you think you could go ask her if she's got any cookbooks available? Maybe I'll get some new inspiration.

Reth: I don't know what you're talking about. It's a perfectly proportional amount of lettuce.

Reth: Some people might say, "Reth, lettuce isn't a soupable vegetable!" and to those doubters I would say...

Reth: Everything is soupable if you try hard enough.

Reth: Still, I've been getting some complaints from our regular dinner crew. They've begged me to make something, literally anything, else.

Reth: But I don't know. No other recipes have really caught my eye. And Caleri won't let me in the library anymore after the Bouillabaise Incident.

Reth: Hey, you think you could go ask her if she's got any cookbooks available? Maybe I'll get some new inspiration.

Reth: ...I'm going to pretend you didn't just break my heart like that.

Reth: It's the only way I'll be able to look you in the eye.

Reth: Still, I've been getting some complaints from our regular dinner crew too. They've begged me to make something, literally anything, else.

Reth: But I don't know. No other recipes have really caught my eye. And Caleri won't let me in the library anymore after the Bouillabaise Incident.

Reth: Hey, you think you could go ask her if she's got any cookbooks available? Maybe I'll get some new inspiration.

Reth: See, most people would expect salad, maybe a sandwich. No one ever expects soups.

Reth: What can I say? I live to subvert expectations.

Reth: Still, I've been getting some complaints from our regular dinner crew. They've begged me to make something, literally anything, else.

Reth: But I don't know. No other recipes have really caught my eye. And Caleri won't let me in the library anymore after the Bouillabaise Incident.

Reth: Hey, you think you could go ask her if she's got any cookbooks available? Maybe I'll get some new inspiration.