Dialogue with Kenyatta
Dialogue
Requirements:
Quest InProgress:
Friendship: 3+
Script:
You: Is this your record?
Kenyatta: Quiet! What if someone hears you? Ugh, keep your voice down.
You:
YOU like Bahari Boyz?!
Kenyatta: I don't! I mean- I didn't. Uggggh.
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of it.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...You didn't hear ANY of that, okay?
You:
Bug Scout's Honor!
Kenyatta: Thanks, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that bribes work better than honor.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
What's my silence worth?
Kenyatta: Oh, that's evil. I respect it.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
What kind of music is it?
Kenyatta: You haven't heard them? They're only the most popular boy bards in Palia right now!
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of it.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...You didn't hear ANY of that, okay?
You:
Bug Scout's Honor!
Kenyatta: Thanks, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that bribes work better than honor.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
What's my silence worth?
Kenyatta: Oh, that's evil. I respect it.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
This is the most hilarious possible outcome.
Kenyatta: Ha ha, laugh it up. I'll just have to dig up some embarrassing secrets about you!
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of it.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...You didn't hear ANY of that, okay?
You:
Bug Scout's Honor!
Kenyatta: Thanks, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that bribes work better than honor.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
What's my silence worth?
Kenyatta: Oh, that's evil. I respect it.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
You:
I like Bahari Boyz too!
Kenyatta: You do? I mean... they are pretty good, right?
Kenyatta: Nai'o left one of their records at my place one night. I thought it was, like, totally lame, so I was just gonna play it to make fun of it.
Kenyatta: But some of these songs are certified bangers, okay?? They have NO RIGHT to be this good!
Kenyatta: Joon's my favorite, he's their choreographer, his moves are like-
Kenyatta: ...You didn't hear ANY of that, okay?
You:
What's my silence worth?
Kenyatta: Oh, that's evil. I respect it.
Kenyatta: Here. Take this and never speak a word of this to anyone else ever again, okay?
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