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Dialogue with Reth

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Reth: Finally, the voice of reason arrives.
Reth: I don't know how these two had a single conversation with each other before they met the likes of rational folks like us.
Reth: Seriously, I don't know how they've lived their entire lives like this!
Reth: All I want is one teensy tiny fallin' star to fix my machine, but they can't get over their squabble about how she didn't tell him that she found a cure, and he didn't tell her that he sold his freedom and his potential livelihood to save her life.
Reth: I mean, jeez, get over it already. These things happen!
Reth: These things happen? Are you kidding me? He was hiding the truth from me for three years!
Reth: But that's only because I didn't want to burden you with the responsibility. I'm supposed to be the big brother. Mom and dad would have expected me to take care of you, not the other way around.
You: Fire PersonalityReth was trying to save your life, Tish!
Reth: That's the problem. I'm not a damsel. I don't need saving!
Reth: This isn't about your heart being in the right place, Reth. I know you were trying to help me, and I also know what you risked to do that.
Reth: But, I don't just want love, I want respect. That means involving me in decisions about my own life.
Reth: I kept telling myself that I kept the truth from you for you, but I think I really did it for me. I guess part of me didn't want to tell you because I wanted to be a hero. You know?
Reth: You're already a hero. I've always looked up to you. Some of my best memories are just laughing with you, mom, and dad while we ate a meal you cooked. {playername} and I are lucky to have you as part of our lives.
You: Fire PersonalityI don't know what I'd do without you.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityYeah! You're a hero no matter what!
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityI love you just the way you are.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityIt's the everyday things that count.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityYou're lucky she's taking it this well.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Air PersonalitySpeak for yourself, Tish.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityReth, you should have involved Tish. It's her life.
Reth: You're right. I should have. It's clear she would have found a better solution. She always does! Because she's good at everything! And I'm good at nothing. Not even being good!
Reth: This isn't about your heart being in the right place, Reth. I know you were trying to help me, and I also know what you risked to do that.
Reth: But, I don't just want love, I want respect. That means involving me in decisions about my own life.
Reth: I kept telling myself that I kept the truth from you for you, but I think I really did it for me. I guess part of me didn't want to tell you because I wanted to be a hero. You know?
Reth: You're already a hero. I've always looked up to you. Some of my best memories are just laughing with you, mom, and dad while we ate a meal you cooked. {playername} and I are lucky to have you as part of our lives.
You: Fire PersonalityI don't know what I'd do without you.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityYeah! You're a hero no matter what!
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityI love you just the way you are.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityIt's the everyday things that count.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityYou're lucky she's taking it this well.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Air PersonalitySpeak for yourself, Tish.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityThe whole thing's solved now, who cares?
Reth: That's what I'm trying to say. Let's move on and let bygones be bygones.
Reth: This isn't about your heart being in the right place, Reth. I know you were trying to help me, and I also know what you risked to do that.
Reth: But, I don't just want love, I want respect. That means involving me in decisions about my own life.
Reth: I kept telling myself that I kept the truth from you for you, but I think I really did it for me. I guess part of me didn't want to tell you because I wanted to be a hero. You know?
Reth: You're already a hero. I've always looked up to you. Some of my best memories are just laughing with you, mom, and dad while we ate a meal you cooked. {playername} and I are lucky to have you as part of our lives.
You: Water PersonalityIt's the everyday things that count.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Air PersonalitySpeak for yourself, Tish.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityYou're lucky she's taking it this well.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityI love you just the way you are.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityYeah! You're a hero no matter what!
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityI don't know what I'd do without you.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Air Personality(Silently grab popcorn)
Reth: This isn't about your heart being in the right place, Reth. I know you were trying to help me, and I also know what you risked to do that.
Reth: But, I don't just want love, I want respect. That means involving me in decisions about my own life.
Reth: I kept telling myself that I kept the truth from you for you, but I think I really did it for me. I guess part of me didn't want to tell you because I wanted to be a hero. You know?
Reth: You're already a hero. I've always looked up to you. Some of my best memories are just laughing with you, mom, and dad while we ate a meal you cooked. {playername} and I are lucky to have you as part of our lives.
You: Air PersonalitySpeak for yourself, Tish.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityYou're lucky she's taking it this well.
Reth: You're right, {playername}. I really screwed up, but hopefully I can show how sorry I am by doing better in the future.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityI love you just the way you are.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityYeah! You're a hero no matter what!
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalityI don't know what I'd do without you.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Water PersonalityIt's the everyday things that count.
Reth: Oh, guys...all this positive affirmation is turning me magenta.
Reth: So...now that we've got that out of the way, and we're all friends. What about that fallin' star, eh?
Reth: Not so fast. I forgave Reth for keeping his cartel activities from me. I didn't forgive you for roping him in.
Reth: I didn't rope him in. He SIGNED UP. And unlike me, he was a grown man when he made that choice -- unlike most Grimalkins.
Reth: The only "choice" we get after we're kicked out of the house as kittens is sign up or starve on the street. I'm the one trying to change all that.
Reth: Come on, kid. Back me up here.
You: Water PersonalityZeki did pay off Reth's debt.
Reth: True, and I usually do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but how do I know that's not part of some elaborate scheme?!
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Earth PersonalityZeki needs the star to take down the cartel.
Reth: So he says, but how do I know that's true?
Reth: I'm not askin' you to take this on faith. I know you wasn't born yesterday. No offense, {playername}. I got proof of how the douplifier works.
Reth: So what? Even if your machine really doubles things, how's that gonna take down the cartel?
Reth: Think about it, Reth. Use that tiny little brain of yours. The cartel don't make most of its money offa magic. It makes it offa exclusive goods. Scarcity.
Reth: What happens if everybody can take a one of a kind masterpiece and turn it inta two like it ain't nothin'?
Reth: ...the scarcity goes away.
Reth: And the price of exclusive stuffs goes down.
Reth: If the cartel loses money, it means they lose power.....
Reth: Now, you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down, sister!
Reth: Okay, I'm in. I'll help you.
Reth: Me too.
Reth: Whoah! Whoah! I get how sis is gonna help. She's got the star. But what are you gonna do, pretty boy, throw soup at Zed?
Reth: What I do best...distribution. Think about it. I know every secret drop spot from here to the Umbraan mountains. You're gonna need that kind of knowledge if you want to keep your actions from the Underground.
Reth: And your business is gonna need a legitimate face if you want to sell to the Majiri.
Reth: And I suppose it don't hurt if that face is pretty.
Reth: Whoo hoo! Finally, my striking good looks give me an advantage.
Reth: Now all you gotta do is get a hair cut.
Reth: Never.
Reth: Or maybe Jel could give you a makeover!
Reth: ...I'll think about the haircut.
You: Earth PersonalitySo you're all working together now?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
You: Fire PersonalitySo are you guys, like, good?
Reth: Looks that way, kid.
Reth: And we have you to thank for it, {playername}.
Reth: Yeah, thanks for helping us get out of our own heads and finally talk to each other. Who knows? You might have just changed the future of Palia.
Reth: And if not, you at least changed our future.
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