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Dialogue with Zeki

Dialogue
Requirements:
Friendship: 2.25+
Script:
Zeki: Hey, pal. This is a little embarrassin'...but can you tell I'm missin' a patch of fur on the top of my head.
Zeki: I've got a little stress related alopecia formin' and I tried to fix it with a lickover, but I'm afraid it still shows.
You: Fire PersonalityDon't worry, you look great!
Zeki: Thanks, {playername}. You always know just what to say to make a fella purr.
Zeki: Ah, who am I kiddin'. The real problem ain't my hair. It's my boss, Zed.
Zeki: He wants me to break inta Eshe's office to take her official magistrate's seal.
Zeki: I have no idea how I'm gonna manage. Eshe's eyes already follow me around everywhere like I'm guilty of stealin' smiles off the faces of children.
You: Earth PersonalityYou could just say 'no.'
Zeki: To Zed? You clearly haven't met the guy. He had his claws reinforced with Palium. Besides, he actually wants the seal for a good reason.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityI'll do it for you!
Zeki: You will? I haven't even explained why he needs the seal. Boy, you're really excited to do crime, aren't ya?
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Water PersonalityWhy does he want the seal?
Zeki: Well, that's the thing. It's actually for a good cause....
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalitySteal frowns instead.
Zeki: I don't actually steal smiles! Geez, I like you kid, but sometimes I worry you're not all there in the head.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Earth PersonalityThe lickover makes it worse...
Zeki: That's what I was afraid of. Thanks for keeping me honest, {playername}.
Zeki: Ah, who am I kiddin'. The real problem ain't my hair. It's my boss, Zed.
Zeki: He wants me to break inta Eshe's office to take her official magistrate's seal.
Zeki: I have no idea how I'm gonna manage. Eshe's eyes already follow me around everywhere like I'm guilty of stealin' smiles off the faces of children.
You: Earth PersonalityYou could just say 'no.'
Zeki: To Zed? You clearly haven't met the guy. He had his claws reinforced with Palium. Besides, he actually wants the seal for a good reason.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityI'll do it for you!
Zeki: You will? I haven't even explained why he needs the seal. Boy, you're really excited to do crime, aren't ya?
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Water PersonalityWhy does he want the seal?
Zeki: Well, that's the thing. It's actually for a good cause....
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalitySteal frowns instead.
Zeki: I don't actually steal smiles! Geez, I like you kid, but sometimes I worry you're not all there in the head.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Water PersonalityOh no, what's stressing you out?
Zeki: ...I noticed you didn't say anything about my hair. Don't go thinkin' you're smooth cause you changed the subject.
Zeki: Ah, who am I kiddin'. The real problem ain't my hair. It's my boss, Zed.
Zeki: He wants me to break inta Eshe's office to take her official magistrate's seal.
Zeki: I have no idea how I'm gonna manage. Eshe's eyes already follow me around everywhere like I'm guilty of stealin' smiles off the faces of children.
You: Water PersonalityWhy does he want the seal?
Zeki: Well, that's the thing. It's actually for a good cause....
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityI'll do it for you!
Zeki: You will? I haven't even explained why he needs the seal. Boy, you're really excited to do crime, aren't ya?
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalitySteal frowns instead.
Zeki: I don't actually steal smiles! Geez, I like you kid, but sometimes I worry you're not all there in the head.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Earth PersonalityYou could just say 'no.'
Zeki: To Zed? You clearly haven't met the guy. He had his claws reinforced with Palium. Besides, he actually wants the seal for a good reason.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityCan you lick my hair?
Zeki: And get my mouth filled with human hair. No way! That's gross!
Zeki: Ah, who am I kiddin'. The real problem ain't my hair. It's my boss, Zed.
Zeki: He wants me to break inta Eshe's office to take her official magistrate's seal.
Zeki: I have no idea how I'm gonna manage. Eshe's eyes already follow me around everywhere like I'm guilty of stealin' smiles off the faces of children.
You: Air PersonalitySteal frowns instead.
Zeki: I don't actually steal smiles! Geez, I like you kid, but sometimes I worry you're not all there in the head.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Water PersonalityWhy does he want the seal?
Zeki: Well, that's the thing. It's actually for a good cause....
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Fire PersonalityI'll do it for you!
Zeki: You will? I haven't even explained why he needs the seal. Boy, you're really excited to do crime, aren't ya?
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Earth PersonalityYou could just say 'no.'
Zeki: To Zed? You clearly haven't met the guy. He had his claws reinforced with Palium. Besides, he actually wants the seal for a good reason.
Zeki: There's some Grimalkin kittens in Bahari City that's sick. And while it ain't strictly illegal to ship the medicine in, it's made with Flow so it needs government approval.
Zeki: The Duchess didn't believe the sob story about the Grimalkin kids. She thought Zed was up to somethin' nefarious, so she refused to sign the shipping order. Won't even grant him an audience.
Zeki: Zed wants to forge the order, but he needs a Bahari family seal and the only one I know of is locked up in Eshe's desk.
You: Fire PersonalityWe have to save the kittens!
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
You: Air PersonalityI always wanted to break into Eshe's desk.
Zeki: Alright, just go to Eshe's office when she's not there and use this enchanted lockpick on her drawer. It should open it right up.
Rewards:
Starts the quest
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